PURELL THE EARTH

$25.00

TOP TEN PICKUP LINES OVERHEARD DURING THE PANDEMIC…

  1. Cough here often?
  2. My full body condom is ribbed..
  3. I know this seems sudden, but, will you stand less than six feet away from me??
  4. You had me at “hoarding toilet paper.”
  5. Herpes?? Whew!
  6. Mind if I boost your immune system with a little Vitamin D..?
  7. No, no…leave the mask ON.
  8. How about we duck out to my car for about 20 happy birthdays?
  9. I promise to pull out…my Covid-19 test kit when they become widely available. 
  10. Hey baby…wanna quarantine & chill?

Hand-printed on super-soft premium tees. Slightly distressed design to look a little vintage.

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