PURELL THE EARTH
TOP TEN PICKUP LINES OVERHEARD DURING THE PANDEMIC…
- Cough here often?
- My full body condom is ribbed..
- I know this seems sudden, but, will you stand less than six feet away from me??
- You had me at “hoarding toilet paper.”
- Herpes?? Whew!
- Mind if I boost your immune system with a little Vitamin D..?
- No, no…leave the mask ON.
- How about we duck out to my car for about 20 happy birthdays?
- I promise to pull out…my Covid-19 test kit when they become widely available.
- Hey baby…wanna quarantine & chill?
Hand-printed on super-soft premium tees. Slightly distressed design to look a little vintage.