NEW! MOCK BAND TEES: Vintage concert shirts for bands that never existed. ON THE BACK: The cities they’ve toured…those poor, weary, fake bands.

1980’s High Heels & Pregnant was a sure sign of growth for a maturing Johnny after 1979’s Womanipulator, but the public wasn’t convinced. Their final effort, Male Chauvin-ish, was more head-shaking than head-banging, so these avant-garde Neanderthals took a tour bus back to their caves.

Hand-printed on super-soft American Apparel & Los Angeles Apparel shirts. (These shirts have a trim fit.)


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