NEW! MOCK BAND TEES: Vintage concert shirts for bands that never existed. ON THE BACK: The cities they’ve toured…those poor, weary, fake bands.

There’s no nice way to describe The Euphemistics. These vocally-challenged and partially-proficient musicians packed their pre-owned van and played to crowd-challenged venues in economically disadvantaged cities everywhere. Ideal for the aurally-challanged, their sole album, Put You Down, was immediately put out to pasture.

Hand-printed on super-soft American Apparel & Los Angeles Apparel shirts. (These shirts have a very trim fit.)


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